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The Accidental Cult Leader

Humor 12+ 11 chapters14,303 words ~72 min read
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Margery Fell is fifty-nine, widowed, and wants nothing more than to tend her six goats and write a little Monday newsletter from a drafty farmhouse in central Vermont. Then one essay about the liberating uselessness of mattering catches fire on TikTok, and her eight hundred subscribers become a hundred and forty thousand in a weekend. Strangers send unsolicited money. Strangers send unsolicited goats. Strangers organize a retreat in her village without consulting her, incorporate her as a non-profit, and mistake her deep reluctance for sacred humility. By the time the IRS writes, the Vermont Department of Health calls, and her second-in-command stages an unsanctioned solstice ceremony, Mags is the reluctant leader of a movement she never founded and must now gracefully dismantle. A dry, slow-burning comedy about grief, decency, and the terrible things that can happen when strangers on the internet decide you are profound.


Chapters

  1. 1 The Monday Newsletter
  2. 2 A Retreat In March
  3. 3 My Landlord Is Worried
  4. 4 The Incorporation Form
  5. 5 Goats Multiply
  6. 6 A Journalist Asks Questions
  7. 7 Tax Implications
  8. 8 The Woman From The DOH
  9. 9 An Unsanctioned Ceremony
  10. 10 A Very Quiet Lawyer
  11. 11 How To Step Down Gracefully

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